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Snakes On A Plane

Probably the most anticipated movie of 2006 will be Snakes On A Plane.

On board a flight over the Pacific Ocean, an assassin, bent on killing a passenger who’s a witness in protective custody, let loose a crate full of deadly snakes

Staring Samuel L Jackson and a fuck load of snakes, I’m still scratching my head trying to work out who in their right mind would think that this would be a good idea for a movie.

Prove me wrong kids please prove me wrong however I have a bad feeling about this and if the movie is as good as their website well we’re on a winner!

www.snakesonaplanemovie.com

Printing Money

The first full trailer for The Da Vinci Code has just hit the web.

Clickity Click Click

This thing is just guaranteed to make money no matter what and it doesn’t look half bad with my boy Ron at the helm directing.
Also I find it amazing how they are able to make Tom Hanks look younger and thinner… must be CG.

general lee

hels and i went to see the dukes of hazzard tonight for a little bit of light entertainment
not a bad flick, heaps of car chases, blaze of glory, and red necks as far as the eye can see
i swear willy nelson was either a puppet or some bad cgi because he didn’t look real and i don’t think i actually saw a full body profile of him throughout the whole movie
anyway for what it is it’s pretty good entertainment
3 and a half thumbs up

Wedding Crashers

went and saw wedding crashers on sunday night with hels
staring my boys vince vaughn and owen wilson in what i guess you would call ‘yet another one of those movies’ ie dodge ball, old school, anchorman
don’t get me wrong this movie is very very funny and the further the movie goes the funnier it gets
i was also surprised at how much of a romantic comedy this film was as i thought it would be a bit more ‘blokey’ but either way very clever and easy to watch
isla fisher is a crack up and christopher walkin is just the man
theres a cameo by will ferrell which could have been done without and came across as overkill
i won’t go into the story as i’m sure you’ve seen the trailers and shit so go out and see it and have a great laugh

4 outa 5 for this one

Best Batman Ever!!!!!

After a big weekend, alot of red wine, and about 3 hours sleep along with a visit to mums house for a family dinner, you would think the last thing i could do without falling asleep would be to go and watch a good 3 hour movie… Well i did, and i have to tell you, it was 3 hours of my life that i am glad i gave up.

BATMAN BEGINS: as the title of this post states, it is the best Batman ever! Christian Bale is equally as good as the masked avenger, and Katie holmes looks good as the love interest, but sadly her best acting was done when she was passed out from a sedative. I still think Tom is a lucky man though….

All the darkness of the comic book’s have been infused with and All Star cast, including Liam Neeson, Michael Caine and the guy from 28 days later, who by the way puts in an awesome performance as the bad guy “Scarecrow”, And Christian Bale, who if youve seen American Psycho, will understand why he probably got the part over other “Great” actors such as Ben Afleck!!!! thank god he got the part, because i dont think anyone else could have dreamed of playing the part as well as he did, very Dark and very well acted.

Just a word of warning kids. This is not a kids movie, this is very far from it. Take your little brothers and sisters along with caution, because there are parts of this movie which are actually quite scary, the parts with the Scarecrow are a good example, you will know what i mean if youve seen it.

Not only does this movie have big names, an absolutly killer storyline and an MA Rating, it also has a great comedy backdrop to go with it. Michael Caine is a pisser as bruce waynes butler, and the rest of the cast is always good for a laugh.
But i think the best thing about this movie is that there were no cheesy lines like “No, im not going to kill you, im gonna let you rot in prison” right before they help the villan to safety which eventually jeapordizes their own life! Fuck that pisses me off. Also there is no shitty love story, well there kind of is, which could have gone without, but its there, so just accept it ok!

In my opinion, this has been one of the best movies that i have seen all year, along with Garden State with Zach Braf, which is also a masterpeice.
Awesome!

Gypsy