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OK folks you wanted ad praising you got it, however there is a little twist, it is not just one ad i am referring to it is a whole type, a genre if you will.
while there have been shit curry and consistently really ridiculously shit cereal ads one type of ad or advertising department that have been holding up their end incredibly well.
Can you guess what im talking about, there is a hint in the title, thats right alcohol or more specifically BEER!!
There are so many damn good and hilarious beer ads out now it makes me wanna drink beer!
(for those who dont know me i dont’t like beer at all).
Lets start with the classics VB the old ads were great manly men doing manly things then being rewarded with a VB, now the ads are new age up to date and really funny i have to say i quite like them.
James Boag Draught i don’t remember any previous ads however the ads for this particular beer are also funny a less laugh out loud humour but good none the less.
And we cant forget Hahn a guy jumping in a spa or jumping off a balcony for beer resulting in the humiliation of his girlfreind, priceless.
Finally Guiness, some of you may not remember the old ads with the dancing guy but they were good, but theyre new animated ads are really funny and what can i say they are nothing short of BRILLIANT!
For all you people who make ads for a living the ads that i have just discussed are what we the public would like and deserve to see, the ads have set the bar of what is possible to be done, be funny memorable (for the right reasons) and in general not suck ass, if you can not produce decent ads well you suck and i will hang shit on you
This has been another Christian service announcement, the good kind not the god kind.
I would like to dedicate this article to my boys at hornbag, Gav, Tre, Stu and Gyps you beer loving degenerates!

i know im meant to be a bit more positive with my segments but what the fuck this ad is way to shit to pass up.
Have any of you eaten Uncle Toby’s OT’s, i for one have not and now i have no intention too either. The ad for them is most definately one of the stupidest ads i have seen in a very long time.
Long story short these kids don’t wanna eat their cereal OT’s so their mum calls Thorpies (Ian Thorpe) hotline for help. He then says to tell her kids things like they are phat and other jackass lines and finally says to say they are fully sick, when she does the kids love the cereal and eat.
WHAT THE FUCK! are these kids retarded or something no offence but firstly those kids are not even the correct ethnicity to use that phrase, and secondly as if they would listen to their mum saying fully sick.
This ad just makes me think that OT’s are a shit cereal they even advertise those kids not wanting to eat it, do they want people to not buy it, and why use thorpie to advertise it, he looks like the biggest bum in that ad! yeah he can swim like a motherfucker but hey it dont mean he should be on tv we all remeber thorpies angel’s DUD. The only time that thorpie should be on tv is when hes swimming in a race and the post race interview, maybe a pre race shot with no talking but thats it.
In fact no swimmers should be on ads even the women and that says a lot coming from me, NO SWIMMERS IN ADS, this opinion goes back several years for me to kieren perkins once again great swimmer BAD spokesperson, he did ads for sizzler where are they now huh? BANKRUPT! and i blame him.
But seriously Thorpie stick to swimming you big foot jackass!
This has been another Christian service announcement, the good kind not the god kind

Hey everyone, its fu here with another Christian service announcement.
Now a suggestion has been made to me, that aswell as criticising dumb ads i should also praise good ones, now i have taken this idea into consideration and while it is a good idea one stupid ad has caught my eye which i feel that i need to discuss.
There is a new coco pops ad out now, where these stupid kids are walking around the kitchen table, the reason they are doing this is because in their coco pops boxes they received free pedometers (pedometers count how many steps or how much distance you have walked or run)
Now that is not what is wrong i mean coco pops are an awesome tasty breakfast cereal not requiring any gimmick to sell plus if you can eat chocolate for breakfast why the hell not. The problem is in the kids, they are the ugliest dopiest looking red heads i have seen i a long time, poor bastards.
Its bad enough that the people at coco pops use stupid red heads in their commercial, but on top of that they make the kids walk around as if they’re good, let me tell you they are not. I know it, I’m certain gav knows it, and for sure those kids know it. So now the good people at coco pops are filling these kids with a false confidence that they are cool when theyll only be teased and cut down at school.
Plus we all know that exess consumption of chocolate and other junk foods are bad for the skin so next they will we dealing with acne. So not only will these kids be teased for having red hair but also pizza faces.
Now i think a more appropriate way to advertise the pedometers with these loser kids is to maybe i don’t know have them being chased by a mob of bullies. These bullies could be saying stuff like red head red head got no friends or red knob or any other harsh comments that tease kids with red hair. Then the red head kids get away by some miracle like their mum saves them as we know she would have to, the kids can check their pedometers and see how far the bullies had chased them that day. They could even say lucky we had coco pops for breakfast other wise would not have had the lasting energy to run away from that mob. Hehe wouldnt that be great. Coco pops could even make a line of loser freindly give aways like free warhammer figures or tamagotchis the possibilities are endless.
Now some may think this is a little petty or harsh, well to them i say “i’d rather be dead then red!”
This has been another Christian service announcement, The good kind not the god kind.
p.s praising of good ads comng soon

Yo it’s Fu here with another Christian service announcement.
You’d think that with companies wanting you to buy their products they would make ads that made sense. You know put the product out there and catches your attention. A lot of ads out there do catch my attention but for all the wrong reasons, today im gonna discuss the latest Special K ad i know that most of you have seen it and some have even commented on how stupid is is.
There is a woman working in a cake or pastries shop when she first opens up for the day you see the waiter from the next door cafe having a perv which is understandable she is pretty fit. Anyways the woman is watching her figure and wanting to keep healthy, fair enough so she eats Special K for breakfast, good choice because breakfast is the most important meal of the day and a healthy breakfast can only be good for you. Makes sense so far, so time passes and she receives her delivery of cakes from her supplier and so next thing her shop is full of cakes, awesome everything is going fantastic she has had her nutritious breakfast and is all energized up for the day and her delivery is there on time and in full, what happens next is fucking retarded.
It starts off harmlessly enough the waiter from the cafe next door comes in to collect a tray of goodies presumably to sell to customers, that or he’s a real greedy bastard, still cool but what happens next still fills me with a sense of who the fuck writes this shit, he then proceeds to offer the shop owner some of her own cakes, that is some fucking dumb shit right there, does he not think that if she wanted some of her own fucking cake she wouldn’t just help herself?! FUCK! You don’t go to Macdonald’s and offer the chick behind the counter some fries or a sip of your coke or am i just a selfish bastard. I’ve said it before, god damn there’s some stupid idiots out there.
If he wants a piece all he has to do is ask her out and try to get her drunk or something.
This has been another Christian service announcement, the good kind not the god kind.

komistas beeches its Fu here with another christian service announcement.
On the telly the other day i saw another quality ad for Jay Jays jeans ad this is the second one i have seen of recent, the first one at the dress up party with the guy and hes got a girl on his back and hes like im a turtle and this is michelle. Anyways to the ad in question the newest Jay Jays ad you see toadie from neighbours going to a cafe with these two chicks and then this guy comes up and asks can he bring his girlfriend over shes a big fan. Hehe is slightly humerous the first time you see it but it got me thinking cos there is one thing in the ad that is just not right.
What the fuck are 2 hot chicks doing hanging out with the toadster! Fuck yeah hes on neighbours and all but what the hell is going on, i mean come on.
Now i mean no disrespect to him hes a hero to the underdog and and the not so super hot guys ouththere, and yes he did nail two hot ass blondes on neighbours but HELLO neighbours is scripted for fucks sake if Jay Jays are trying to relate to the public its not happening here fuckers, personally i think that Toadie must be expanding his options to writing commercials like perhaps ads that he is planning on starring in with 2 hot chicks fuck.
Anyways peace out, this has been another christian service announcement the good kind not the god kind.

im sure by now you will all have seen the pataks commercial. its a pretty good ad the food looks good except for one thing.
WHY THE FUCK GO TO AN INDIAN RESTAURANT WHEN YOU GOT ENOUGH PATAKS TO FEED THE WHOLE FUCKEN INDIAN POPULATION AT YOUR FUCKING HOUSE! FUCK!
you know the family are like ok the shoppings done, we got all the indian food we need, whats for dinner? i know lets go out for indian. real smart then oh oh theres no power in the restaurant i know lets invite a shit load of strangers to our house to eat indian. lucky we bought all the indian food other wise we’d be in a spot of trouble.
GOD DAMN THERES SOME STUPID IDIOTS OUT THERE!
this has been another christian service announcement, the good kind not the god kind.