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Hi all,
Just thought i would start up a post now that i’ve got my new password (Cheer LiptonRod)
Strolled upon this the other day at work and thought it was pretty funny.
http://www.chrudat.com/the_best_cyber_sex.html
I hope if youre getting it on via cyber sex (Actually i hope that you aren’t), that you dont come upon the Bloodninja.
Till next time
HAARRRRRR!!!!!
So the Australian and New Zealand release of the XBOX 360 has now been pushed back to the 23rd of March 2006.
Fuckers
Stumbled across something that may not be useful at the moment seeing that it’s constantly bitch hot but come winter I reckon ‘The Slanket’ would be pretty sweet.
AÂ Kiwi walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says:
“Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache.”
His girlfriend is lying in bed and replies:
“I think you’ll find that’s a sheep, you idiot.”
The man says:
” I think you’ll find I wasn’t talking to you.”
Today I was sitting in front of my computer, doing everything in my power to avoid writing this essay, and during my travels through cyberspace came across this piece of 24 carat GOLD!
http://www.sherdog.net/forums/showthread.php?t=322041&page=1&pp=20
Some of you may be thinking that it is all a joke: trust me, this is the real deal. This guy and his ‘boys’ actually exist, and are not joking! After perusing through the thread (which may take a while, just look at the pics and what ‘MarlboroMan’ has to say), head over to his web page, yet another mine fully stocked with more gold:
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=28707875
There is too much gold here to list all the good stuff, you’ll have to find it yourself. I will, however, point out the survey on page 31. This is turning into the latest internet sensation, so get in on the action and mock these fags before it’s too late. Although calling them fags is probably insulting to the gay community, so I take that back.
edit: marlboroman is the gay looking motherfucker in the pink shirt with the extreme bottle tan
edit #2: www.leehotti.com
22nd of March 2006 at the HiFi Bar
Tickets on sale the 25th of January
This could be the best gig of 2006…
incase you didn’t get the memo, we’ve gone and changed the name and url round here to www.hundredpennies.com
www.hornbag.net will still work so no drama there, just that when at work or on someone else’s computer www.hornbag.net is not the most friendly and heterosexual site to have in the browsers history!
it was also messin around with people not being able to view hornbag.net from work so hopefully www.hundredpennies.com will make life a little easier
any feedback please let me know
So the new year is already here and I hope you all had a great 2005.
I’m a little slack at the moment (I’m on holidays, deal with it!) so I didn’t get round to posting my ‘Best of 2005′ in 2005 so here it is bitches…!
Best Gig of 2005
‘Gyroscope at Rubys in Belgrave’
What started out as a quiet Thursday(?) night, Dan the Man, Stu, Doug, Pete and myself cruised down to Belgrave to check out Gyroscope, The Hot Lies and Behind Crimson Eyes.
Besides more than your average amount of beer being drunk, Gyroscope rocking so bloody hard, a mosh pit consisting of 5, we all ended up ‘behind the magic bookcase’ hangin with the bands.
I’ve been told that my interview method and questions were second to none.
Honorable Mention
Mad Caddies followed by Supper Club, Reel Big Fish and Goldfinger
Best Album of 2005
Gyroscope ‘Are You Involved?’
The second full length release from Gyroscope was a killer and easily earned the title of best album.
Hell I’m still giving Sound Shattering Sound a thrashing so I’ll still be listening to Are You Involved way into 2006.
Honorable Mention
Wolfmother ‘Self Titled’ and Coheed and Cambria ‘Good Apollo, I’m Burning Star IV, Volume One: From Fear Through The Eyes of Madness (This could probably be the longest album title of 2005 if not all time!)
Beer of 2005
Chimay
It’s expensive as hell and brewed by Monks.
Nuff said.
Honorable Mention
Carlsberg and Sol (a very very late inclusion to the best of)
TV Show of 2005
Arrested Development
Even though Arrested Development is already into it’s third season, no show seems to be quoted and watched repeatedly by myself and the rest of the hornbag.net crew.
I’ve said it a million times before but this is one of the best comedies of all time. It’s well written, has an awesome cast and the call backs and plot twists are second to none.
Honorable Mention
Top Gear, Lost, My Name Is Earl and Prison Break
So that’ll do for now… have a great 2006
If you haven’t already seen the latest episode of Arrested Development stop everything and watch it now.
Seriously go watch it now….
You’ve seen it?
Did you like it?
I personally think that this was one of the best episodes ever.
In true form of a show being cancelled all stops have been pulled with famous cameos, live recordings and even 3D scenes!
Such a good episode comes with such a sour taste as no other network has picked up Arrested Development (Come on Showtime! Pull your finger out!) as yet and with only a few episodes left the end is neigh…
So please tell your friends and do whatever you can in getting the message out that Arrested Development should not be put down at the mercy of the dumb fucks over at Fox.
Not only does this show win many awards and have a cult following it is one of the better (if not best) show to be on TV in the last 10 years!
Well this is some big news and what better place to put this info then our little web site? So who is getting married? Stu? Matt? Nope you are all wrong the first person that we were all friends with in school who is getting married is Ebo yes people he hit the lady up with the big question on new years and she said yes. Ebo said they not having a big wedding but they will be having one big engagement party and this is good for all you drinking fools out in the world. Paul you better get back soon dude and not be delayed.
Other news for you all is my and jac’s house warming party will be on Feb 18th so keep this date free it is going to be big and one hell of a fun day/Night. Paul you better love me dude I got Jac to let me hold off on the party until this day it was not easy.
Ok well this is all the news for you fools. Rock on.
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